My Trip to Wrestlemania (Or How to Set Goals and Achieve Them)

While Brett recounts his epic adventure to this year’s Wrestlemania in Miami, Florida, he discusses his goals leading up to the event. Why just go to Wrestlemania when you can aspire to drink a beer with a member of Ring of Honor? Will Brett succeed? Will Brett have a hangover?

Delaware Power Poll #1

In our first power poll, we break down the ten best things about Delaware. Between roller derby, wrestling, gambling, and bars, Delaware has it all!

Tough Guy Draft

In a given lifetime, there’s a non-zero chance that you’ll have to assemble a crack team of tough guys (or gals). Be prepared! We are! Alternatively, the Tough Guy Draft is a chance to blow off a few hours at work.

Run For Your Lives, a 5k Zombie Obstacle Course

I have a friend who likes to joke that all zombie movies are the same: There’s a zombie problem . . . and it’s escalating! Unfortunately, Run For Your Lives didn’t quite capture that zombie truism.

The Oral History of the Beer Drinking Royal Rumble

In 1985, the World Wrestling Federation introduced the Royal Rumble. In 2007, co-geniuses Eli Shaika and Brett Whitehead introduced the Beer Drinking Royal Rumble. Irresponsible drinking has never been the same.

Personal Reflections on Pro Wrestling

Is wrestling real? Of course not, but don’t let that stop you from enjoying 300 pound men in underpants pretend to punch each other in the face.

May We Please Have Your Email Address?

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30-hour ENERGY Cake, a Post-Mortem

An alternative form of energy to the unfairly stigmatized 2 oz. shot, the 30-hour ENERGY cake turned out just as delicious and delightful as a man-eating squid regurgitating anti-freeze directly into your mouth. Yum.

Five Hour Energy Will Not Kill You

5-hour ENERGY has an undeserved reputation, given that it’s just caffeine and vitamins packaged in bile.